Long live the king.

This is why dressage is not a sport. Michael Jordan would have gone out there.

Listen, Horse People, my dog does dressage every time I bring his food bowl to him, and he’s a spectacularly stupid animal. It’s not that hard.

What a kerfuffle! Christopher Reeve probably has someone helping him turn over in his grave...

Holy shit these assholes are worse than Cardinals fans.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

So much better than Odor’s punch on Joey Bats.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.