“I’m beginning to think I won’t live to see Hobby Kinderdine make the cut.”

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

What is this?

Holy shit, Steph Curry refereed the 2006 finals?!

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Ate the W. Proves he elite anything

Coleman said that back in the 1990's he heard voices telling him, “you con Ray Allen.” 

“So now you gonna shoot me in my pinky toe?”

Oh thank GOD this is Lady Gaga in that photo. I know nothing about fashion and I was like what kind of immortal VAMPIRE is Azzedine Alaia if that is them in that photo at 82!? Got it now - RIP Azzeine Alaia.

veggies are incomplete proteins. Nothing beats actual meat....except for a 15 year old boy learning about his body.

I think if Dr J, who is an inch shorter, could still dunk at 63, Lebron isn’t going to have any problems.

Upon being reunited with his family, the squirrel said, “I have seen Heaven. Imagine a sprawling green meadow. And you can’t look up without seeing a pair of nuts.”

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

That’s nothing... When I was six, my Dad hid, and we still haven’t found him yet. That has to be some kind of record!

Let it be known the first comment on this thread is, indeed, horrible. It exists only to prove the point of the blog. But I’m leaving it up because this reply is an excellent reply. Thank you for it.

I’ll admit that I don’t understand people who rush to proclaim their lack of empathy in comments sections. It feels like a weird sort of humblebragging.

Maybe we shouldn’t care about people who have done horrible things killing themselves. But we should definitely worry about the conditions that might drive them to kill themselves.

Go back to school, herb:

Jet Fool puts belt on real seams.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves