Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

I never understood why people voted for a failed businessman.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

“I’m a wife and a mom”

Ah ha! Thank you for finding the original source!

One might even say the Jaguars... stole the show.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Finally managed to go out for a drive and survey the immediate area. All these were taken within a mile of my house. The line for the supermarket had to be a quarter mile out the door. A few gas stations are open but they’ve sold out of food.

Ron Gant. TBS Legend*

if only there was a QB on the market with a skill set similar to Tyrod Taylor to fill in for the Bills...

I mean what do you want them to do Samer? It’s not like 29 year old QBs with Super Bowl experience are just sitting around unsigned in late August. These are the simply the options available that ownership feels comfortable with.

Fun fact: Armagedon has a twin brother, Depimpact.

As a Bears fan, I’m going to miss having to inexplicably defend Jay Cutler (“He’s not terrible, just slightly below average - like your children”) and slowly tuning out of football around game 5 of the season. Have fun Miami!

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

Ellie, no story on Trump’s tweets about Barcelona?

Seriously, take this guy instead. He can’t even WOO

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

Players aren't tough anymore. That kid's probably been pampered her whole life.