...but do you have any rubber WALRUS protectors?

Gronk only pawn in game of life.

Mom tries to turn on sink.

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

Given what we've seen coming out of St. Louis in the last 5 months, I wouldn't be surprised if Kroenke pulls the trigger regardless of whether or not the city surrenders to his demands.

I sure hope he catches the Pink Panther.

If the Angels want to pay fair market value for Trout, about $1.85/lb.

It's okay, Gammo, many of the victims wish they could have a knee-jerk reaction too

To be fair, I think Peter was just trying to illustrate that A-Rod's defense doesn't have a leg to stand on.

He's one of the good ones, and he's more than earned the odd brain cramp.

Sure, Nerlens Noel may be depressing, but who on Bourbon Street cares when New Year's is a week away.

with a little less drinking and a little better luck, these things can be avoided.

This reminds me of the last time I played Tumbledown Trails, which, coincidentally, was last 9/11. I was out there with my buddy Marty on the 7th hole, and he's got this 30 foot putt which stops like three inches short. He's walking up to mark it and I'm getting ready to make my putt when all of a sudden he shouts…

Drew said he was sorry for the lateness of this post, he had to go put some water in your momma's dish.

You're a machine, Magary! A wonderful, hate-filled machine!

Seeing as he killed just as many people as Dzokhar Tsarnaev, I imagine the backlash from Bostonians will be just as—HHAHAHAAH who am I kidding

Dean Spanos is the most stubborn asshole in the NFL. 14-2 wasn't good enough for Dean to keep around Marty Schottenheimer, so instead he found a dumpster fire replacement in Norv Turner.

A 211-game suspension is pretty serious. I don't know if the average person can grasp the high gravity nature of the situation.