Woo-hoo! Go Evo!

@arcticfox012: Don't worry, I gave my kids GameBoys this past Christmas.

It's the Mass Killerinator 3000, I just know it.

@Purple Dave: Or, "...use until some jerk with a hacksaw and a drug habit steals it off your car and scraps it" situation.

@meanspirit: Get married. It won't seem so funny when you're a victim.

@LaSirenita: I wasn't going to watch the video, but then I read your summary. I just had to go see the "giggley girl owner with the dimples".

If Frucci had written this we'd be treated to reviews and demos of each...

@BigAeroMan: Better than the current crop of diesel-electrics, anyway. I am an aviation fan, but I'll take a steam loco over any aircraft in the sky (or on the ground) simply on the basis of pure mechanical beauty. To see something that large work with such clockwork precision as it moves itself along a track is…

@Metro Charts. VP of Vice: Could be that there's plenty of interest, but banks aren't willing to lend. Of course, in that price range I would think potential buyers have other means than a traditional mortgage, but who knows.

@wolfshades: Realtors are idiots. When the house next door to us went on the market their agent tried to sell my driveway with it. It's common to see listings that have errors and omissions. Not that you're wrong about the taxes, but a better source would be the county auditor's website.

@PotbellyJoe - Road Warrior, Turned Record Setter among 113,410 others: Hmmm... maybe I shouldn't have watched that in the office. Nice take on gangster crap though!

@Cupcakes of Doom: This made me think "He never has a second cup at home!"

@jeff.soto: I suppose she was willing to sacrifice your love.

Per Google Translate:

@Alexander Cardosa: Don't worry, the Ents will protect you.

@MrTripps: I might..... how's she looking these days?

@scarbrtj: ...but not a real green dress, that's cruel.....

What the hell, one more time just in case someone missed it:

@Alexander Cardosa: I'm stuck on napalm, cause naplam's stuck on me!

@Oranges w/Cheese eats ur fase OMNOM: Appropriate that he found gas giants, then, I'd say.