@Yinzers Are People Too: The massive card catalogs have been replaced with computerized versions, but the indexing system itself is still in place.

He's going to announce the sudden silencing of millions of voices to make way for a bypass.

@StupidSimple: That was a wild movie. Now I have to go add it to my Instant Queue.

@tlewallen: That's because your architectural plans are being reviewed by engineers. It's our job to keep you grounded in reality.

@The5thElephant: Right now I'd just be happy with a bottle of XX.

@lemke ☠☠☠: You win.

I hereby resolve (again) to never make another resolution.

@MikeHTiger: I'm going with the Aztecs on this one. Bible beaters have less credibility with me than an extinct society. 2012 it is.

@NatureNerd: Shut up and have another beer.

@P-Z3r0: I'm so tired right now I read that as "enemas".

@Metro Charts. VP of Vice: "Jugs" = boobs and since I had just read that one and viewed the video, seeing juggernauts just took my mind back to boobs again. Not that my mind is ever far from there to begin with.

I tried to read this, but "juggernaut" sent me back to the boobie-shaker. Sorry.

@MrTripps: If he can't see them, they can't see him. Douglas Adams taught me that, and the towel thing.

@minimaltek: Damn, I was going to go with trebuchet.

Won't they be surprised to discover the security cameras stole their souls!

I don't even know where to start. The shocked looks on the faces of some of the models? The fat draining from the breast to the abdomen? The end of the super-intelligent asian stereotype? Or just laugh and click away?

@SAfiftyseven: Okay, bad assumption on my part. I guess we all (me) get to act like 15yo kids every once in a while. Just glad the old man next to me didn't throw a punch.

@bjmckenna: Yeah, I was thinking that OSHA would show up and make them shore the sides.

Man, I want one of those. I'd clear every drive in the neighborhood and pile all that snow on one particular house.

@Tim_Ballard: All the virgins I've had screamed, at least until I got the chloroform-soaked rag in. Not a one ever whispered.