@D@NORST: Oh god, seizure!!!!!

This is exactly why we've executed anyone who proposed getting a computer for my inlaws. Their ignorance is our bliss.

Cute movie, but ENOUGH with the 3D stuff! It hurts my eyes and I can't see it anyway!!!!

@bbqmws221: I keep saying I'm going to write that on the cover for my nook, but I never follow through.

@jetRink: I completely missed that until you pointed it out. I guess I just don't read boxed text.

@stifflittlefinger: No. My eyes have definite domination issues so this is unlikely to work for me at all. That whole "cross-eyed" thing really works against you in these situations.

@stifflittlefinger: Thanks, now my eyes hurt, my coworkers are confirmed in their belief that I'm crazy and my finger is stuck in my nose. The good news is that none of that will hurt my "career".

Just exactly how do you refocus your eyes to see one dot? Is there a switch somewhere I don't know about?

@tfirespittle: They tried, but some damn intern kept photoshopping it back to something viewable and hot.

@Bobburt444: And right at the end is your Droid waiting for you.

@Jones Foyer: When you're walking on thin ice, you might as well dance!

@Weakskills: We like cute deer, too. And helicopters.

@lobs: Much better than my thoughts on blowing. Can't wait to see your version in the next winter Olympics!

That guy is so annoying I couldn't finish the video, Jessica Alba or not.

@jdale: That reminds me of something I read recently. "American by Choice" is Craig Ferguson's autobiography and he talks about how, as an alcoholic, he had every intention of killing himself one day, but someone offered him a drink and in the distraction he forgot to execute the plan. Not quite what you were…

A little melodramatic I'd say. Sorry you were cold all night, but it's not like you were under attack by zombies with aliens backing up the ninjas on the roof.

@EljhHck: I don't know if I would be more depressed at the ridiculous nature of the effort or if I would have jumped anyway just to get a really big bounce. Either way I would probably miss and die anyway.

I didn't see any actual ballet in that....

What if he just ran to a different spot to jump? I hope they have a good long extension cord on the fan for that thing.

@Azu-nyan: Hmmm, maybe I'm grandfathered in, or I get the privledges because I've published. Don't know why I couldn't see the last 2 steps before, but based on the comments I wonder if there was a glitch in the 'ible. It all works for me.