@Cooluser23: True. But it would have been funny to see him try to tackle the guy and go down with him, hanging from the guy's ankles.

@Sovereign: Damn, I didn't catch that on my own. And my job involves reviewing the work of others......

@enzonix: The hamsters can never find their way back out. I get tired of taking it apart to rescue the little bastards.

@tbbx: Often the user agreement with the ISP prohibits this. If everyone shares one connection, that is a customer the ISP can't sign up. It's all about the benjimans.

@vc-10: That's an interesting way to build a WAN infrastructure. Charge your customers a fee to provide and power the hardware you need to serve other customers. Nice on the surface, but a bit parasitic in the larger picture, if I understand the setup.

My wife would get the Pac Man urn for herself and spend eternity chasing me around the kids' mantels.

@Suiz:

@HowIsYourFlat: A death would mean a LOT of paperwork and overtime. The cop was just protecting his department's budget. It's all about public safety (dollars) and protecting us (taxpayers) from ourselves (revenue loss).

Seems to be under the influence? I'd say the Jimmy Buffet t-shirt removes most doubt. Only a Grateful Dead shirt would be a surer sign.

@My name is Nelson, I like to dance!: You aren't a burden on the municipal water purveyor, you're a customer and source of revenue. A cistern is competition and the local health board is likely to side with the utility in that argument.

@CaptainJack: That pig needs wings.

@Dylanb13: What do the koi get fused to? Aren't those fairly expensive ornamental fish?

When these first started to show up in Cincinnati, we didn't know how to make them legal. Zoning, parking, sewage disposal... none of the existing regs really addressed the possibility. Eventually, the city decided to treat them as the food cart vendors, but assigned them specific parking spaces they could use. …

@no computers in texas: Materials needed:

@Azu-nyan: There are only 5 steps in this one. You may have to sign up, but you don't have to pay for it. I've been a non-paying member there for a few years and still get "view on one page" and Download PDF" options without paying anything.

@grok666: I didn't care much for the movie either, but the video game was GREAT!

@SSgtTEX: Especially boobs. Nothing better than a good comic relief idiot stumbling around the set.

@RDRR: it's sad that I know that word because of an injury lawyer's commercial.

@RDRR: Yay lung disease!

@Thomas_IL_: That would be especially amusing on a headstone.