@mangonights: Sources count here. And if you refer me to wikipedia I'll beat you with my Teflon-coated stupid stick.

@Damn the Fanboys: I tried "Titanic" and ended up in Oklahoma. Let's hope you get better results.

This must be why Frooch moved on. He didn't want to get roped into a space shot developed by us.

@Kody217: Here you go: [www.youtube.com]

@gallahad: Burn the witch! BURN!!!

The real question is: how many people were literate enough to read the curse to begin with?

@bowtiesandbourbon: "Daisy, Daisy, give me an answer, do."

@Bam Margera: I think Jobs should switch to red turtlenecks. Then we'd all take him more seriously.

@Tobias_Aplin: KHAAANNNN!

Won't this sea-level rise be a fairly gradual thing? Spread over decades, there's plenty of time to adapt and relocate. Why do we need a concentration camp?

Highly evolved Terminator with amnesia?

@Plex: YES

@Joe Brown: True. Now convince my high-school age nieces and nephews of that. "It's on the internet, in writing! It's gotta be true!"

@Joe Brown: As long as you never reference a wikipedia source. Do that and I'm outta here. I'm sick of people thinking that's any kind of reliable research source.

@leeit2me: Finally, a reason to tear into that spare GE unit in the back yard.

@tasteskindasalty: Instant Divorce right there. If you're lucky, that is.

@countjackula: ...mine?...

@MyNameIsTooAwesome: Best performed at your local Auntie Ann's outlet.

@plusEric: My parents used to work there, too. Chose a transfer to Schenectady over lay-off in the '90's. I remember fondly the family day tours.

@Railgun5: Starblazers!!!!