@bloknayrb: I wonder if the price has come down any since 2008?

@chuckrich81: Or tobacco.

@tselliot: I usually correct the spelling to "mourning". Too goth?

@meatbag_pussrocket: I'm actually quite proud of my dungeon, thankyouverymuch. It's my kids who keep bitching about it. "It's wet down here! It's cold down here!" Cry me a river, kid.

@Eptin: Or black velvet string art.

@tselliot: So is "good morning", but you still hear that every friggin' day.

@GlasgowRose: Dammit, where's that rimshot link thingy when you need it? I had it here a minute ago...

@number.cruncher: 26. Kodachrome! They give you those nice bright colors. They give you the greens of summer. They make you think all the world is a sunny day. Oh yeah!

I love how the cop controlling the camera immediately zoomed out so you couldn't see any details of what was going on. Nice way to cover for your asshole buddy.

@DavidWizard: Try living with him! That would cure you.

@zensflare: I'd buy that tshirt.

@Basil Khan: I was thinking Pacman, but I may just be older than you.

He's fired. Way too slow, he's slower than snail snot. And that was one crappy looking softserve.

@stre: Make it rat poison and then get the contract for cleaning up the dead birds.

@MossyPosse: It's funny because it's true!

He's going to need a much larger business card.

@pete1061: The Stainless Steal Rat!

@Spectacles: Okay, new plan. Ship all our criminals to Norway.

@pete1061: Due to budget cuts, there's hardly any minor non-violent inmates now anyway. In our area at least, we've gotten to the point where the worst of the worst are locked up and first-time violent offenders are given appointments to serve time. All the little fish are happily swimming about the pond.

@drewids: I had to live in a barracks with 2 parallel rows of toilets, 6 to a row, rows facing, no dividers. No one hung out in the latrine to slack. There was very little conversation during use, too. Never decided what was more uncomfortable - talking while shitting or pretending the guy in front of you doesn't…