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@Zelyre: I'm with you. Cylon for sure.

Yeah, let's see who's still laughing when he goes on a rampage and mauls everybody! That's what I'd do if I were kept in a cage like that one.

@Derek: Uh-oh. Bugs in the system?

@I AM Michael: I think that's the euphemism for "gigolo". We amateur men don't get paid.

@Zanzan42: Just like Ernest P Worrell I guess. Know what I mean?

@ShootMeInTheFace: I almost remember that comic. Something about PMCS in the title I think. This is going to bug me all day.

@mtfmuffins: Is it better if she assembles it or if you do it yourself?

@Diomidis: So much for "make love, not war" I guess.

@ShootMeInTheFace: Oh god, can you see trying to read an FM on a screen that small? Good luck deciphering the wiring diagram for a Blackhawk.

@ziffelbat: Or MasterCard. But I hear they don't accept American Express.

@GitEmSteveDave: And it has to be fenced in with self-latching gates and meet all zoning requirements. You thought the border fence was a big project? I want the contract to fence the Pacific. And I'm putting toll gates.

@balloondoggle: I stand corrected! It was under HTC software update instead of firmware. Installing now....

I got nuthin here. Dammit all to hell anyway.

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

Where the hell is Cincinnati??? The flippin' antennae went up in the spring! Turn the damn thing on already!

@i5xswipe: I didn't know anyone still lived in Detroit. Listening to the news I thought it was a barren wasteland.