@MyMiltankBringsAllTheBoysToThe...: Kids in your neighborhood will work? Sweet - send some my way. All I get is door-to-door panhandlers and the occasional hooker making house calls.

@Mikestan: I wonder if he qualifies for whistle-blower protections?

@franco1975 [Troll ]: Or not:

What happens when they start cutting these tracks with Celine Dion and Yanni? Or even, god forbid, Micheal Bolton? Is there no mercy anymore? It's the end of civilization as we know it.

@franco1975 [Troll ]: Yeah, you've got it. When I try it though, the site is down. Must be a hell of a video....

@Anonymoose: Oh god NO! Not the SHAG carpet!!!!

"...uses an innovative mechanical spring..."

@blehbleh13: Wait until they release the Mr. Potato Head version. Angry eyes AND a porn-stache !

@8oardR1der: I patent pending!!

"Guys! I just gagged!"

No trouble at all getting my Evos just last Tuesday. I called the various Best Buys in my area early in the day. When one said they had them in stock I asked them to hold 2 for me, just for an hour or so. I got up there and they had them out and waiting for me, only asking if it was okay that they were the white…

@howdini: That must be a killer case of athlete's foot you have there.

@Aklost: I was wondering if it was just me. Thank you.

@Jimmy1: You may have just hit on the key to a return to the Mom and Pop places. A little place staffed by a true movie fanatic that stocks classics and older releases that you won't find in Redbox. A lot of people don't have the interest or resources to go the streaming/Netflix route and this could fill that gap.

@kingbob337: OH!!! THAT icon! Okay, I get it now. Thanks for pointing me to the obvious.

@zippzom: I love getting stoned and now it's bundled with some other guy's wife? Dude.....

@2 replies: ..and not even on my mind....

@That Guy: I think my life is gamey enough.

@RedAntisocial: I get that already. Something about Hawaiian shirts and "Everyday is casual Friday".

@Dmoralize: You owe me a coffee and a box of tissues.