@auslander: So they need this version for the recon missions. Seeing this behind an RV would make my day.

@ottermann eats things: I would drive this version, but instead of Nerf, can we make it paintball? I want to leave evidence of my presence.

@Wild_Horse_of_the_Osage: There used to be one parked daily outside the District 5 police station with the plates "Haf a car". Haven't seen it in a while. Guess the cop driving it took to much heat and gave it back to his wife. I once had one pull up next to me as I was driving a Hummer limo - 35' long and 20…

@Ops: For the next few months she'll wear whatever the warden tells her to!!!

@kingbob337: Hmmmm.... Not seeing the icon. Probably not making it past the filters here, like most of the other images on this site. I can't see the "edit" pencil, or avatars or any pics associated with an article after leaving the front page. This may as well be a damn text-only page when I'm at work.

@redman042: yes, the much more likely response. However, hope springs eternal!

@venc: Yes, it is available. I just put it on my Evo today. Now to get it on the wife's and we can phone-sex at the office all day!

Someone needs to make a giant monocle for that.

@kingbob337: [joeorman.shutterace.com]

@Micah John Henning: Yes, the courts always make those decisions, unless an agreement is reached. That's how the lawyers get involved. Surely you didn't think the companies would come up with their own penalties?

@MasterYong: Oh. Can you tell I don't? Damn, now my cover's blown. I'll lose the little geek cred I have over this I bet.

@Malthian: Damn, on first glance I thought you said "fecal". Not sure which is worse.

@nateharr: Wow, that sounds unpleasant and, uh, messy. Does it mean your teeth explode on contact with water?

@BadPlasmid: Excellent point. They walk away with $Millions after expenses and the companies and consumers are left to put for the the effort to execute the settlement. Don't know how I could have forgotten those guys.

Damn, I didn't get my order in yet.

@RenRen: All true, but from a customer service viewpoint, this is really wrong. When a customer is complaining, it is at that moment the most important thing to that customer. Blowing him off only makes him angry and provides bad PR that your competitors can use against you. From what I've seen lately, Apple and…

@rashad123us: Sadly, writing skills have degraded over the years and the ease and speed of txt and email have contributed to a dying-off of the knowledge of professional communication. Yes, he looks like a moron because he is ranting and sending out error-filled messages, but that actually lends credence to the story…

I bet the settlement will, as usual, benefit only the companies being sued. Consumers will get gift cards for services or merchandise that aren't quite enough to actually cover the cost of the services and merchandise offered.

See, my house isn't messy - it's secure.

@Sprzout: "FYI - London ALREADY has live cameras that overlook all of its street corners, along with face tracking software to help catch criminals. They've already given up their rights to "public privacy" with these cameras. "