Purely speculation, but I’m assuming he would’ve had a faster response time.

Donald “i like people who weren’t captured” Trump said something offensive about servicemembers? Donald let-me-antagnoize-the-grieving-parents-of-a-man-who-died-for-our-country Trump said something offensive about servicemembers?

From his own website:

Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

Bullshit.

And you’ve been waiting 4 weeks to post this. You mad it took so long bro?

Alex Trebek: “Punchlines and Jokes” for 100. “But one big hit and some shit could happen.”

Morelli blew dead a 1st down run for the Pats because “the officials weren’t in position.” Pats ended up fumbling 2 plays later. He’s such a fucking joke it’s sad. What does he have to do to lose his ref position, shoot a player on the field?

If I’m not mistaken, didn’t this guys crew get broken up and reassigned last year because of how much of a shit job they were doing? Imagine that that would carry over into this year.

I want every old white writer to talk about how Brisset showed leadership by not getting involved. Because we all fucking know they’d be gobbling Brady for that.

I know two cops personally. Both were ex coworkers of mine who went on to join the force in some capacity years later. One joined our local PD and the other is now a county sheriff. They are, by and large, very different dudes. One tall, one short. One kinda chubby, the other built like a goddamn tank. They don’t…

“They are officers that shouldn’t be in uniform,” Robert Mann, the victim’s brother, told the Sacramento Bee.

John Tennis, one of the two murderers, has been accused of domestic violence and child abuse.

Oh, I’m pretty sure the saying is “a few bad apples get placed on administrative leave while the good apples use every hurdle the system offers in order to protect them.”

Here’s my current cop beef. There are good cops and bad cops, just like any other profession. The difference between them and other professions is the need to defend rather than disavow the bad ones. I’m a teacher and my first thought when I hear about something horrible a teacher did is that they have disgraced the…

OH FFS. Of course they didn’t try to contact mental health professionals. If they’d done that they wouldn’t have been able to have th3ir sick ass “fun” with the guy, and be hailed as the next poster of among the part of Trump’s base thay is for Trump’s idea of “LAW&ORDER” where racism runs rampant. I bet there is…

Isn’t this what the purpose of tasers are for?

I have an acquaintance from high school who is married to a patrol cop, and she posts stuff about how he hates his job and never wants to go to work. He’s also incredibly sensitive to any criticism, even innocuous Facebook comments. When something terrible like this happens, I can’t help but think of him. I would 100%…

Maybe spent some of that on training your police force america....