I’ve got a 13 year old and a 4 year old. Parenting is easier with tablets.

I’m pretty sure that you weren’t watching the same thing as the rest of us.

I just watched the entire thing. Hillary absolutely killed this shit. Spot on with her timing and delivery. Every jab she threw landed, and every swing she took hit hard. She even squashed the “booooo” moments with quick retorts.

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.

“Don’t judge me. You didn’t divorce Bill.”

She always looks like she can’t wait to get back home to her gold leaf bubble bath and her current issue of Slovenia Vogue.

It’s a solid Yes!

She doesn’t want to be there. She didn’t marry a disgusting bloated billionaire for this shit, she just wanted the yacht and penthouse and to fuck the pool boy when Trump was off sexually assaulting other women.

Donald Trump getting booed by a room full of rich Republicans was the highlight of my week. So was President Clinton saying that Trump would rank the Statue of Liberty a 4, but maybe an 8 if she lost the torch and robe.

Melania always has a look on her face like she doesn’t want there. Like she’ll smile but it’s that smile you give just to be polite and it looks so obviously forced.

Shirt gown is a pretty apt description of what she’s wearing. The design is pretty simple, but I love the color.

Did you see Rudy’s FACE after that joke? FUCK.

The left always has better jokes and joke writers because they punch up, whereas republicans find humor(?) in doing the opposite. And that line about “Governor Cuomo and Mayors Bloomberg, Dinkins, DeBlasio...so many honorable elected officials here with us tonight...and then there’s Rudy Giuliani...” Nice.

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

if the church didn’t have to pay all their legal bills then maybe they wouldn’t have to fundraise to “help homeless children”. Is anyone else grossed out that this is a thing? - Recovered catholic school graduate

Trump failed and got booed because he didn’t tell jokes. Other than a few jokes to start and the sick burn on his wife, he just gave his normal Trump stump speech.

Never thought I would miss Mitt Romney.

I found myself fondly reminiscing the days when tying your dog in its crate to the roof of your car was an authentic election season scandal. Life was simpler then.

He really tanked. It started when he “joked” (not sure how this was at all a joke?) about Hillary hating Catholics to a ROOM FULL OF CATHOLICS and then went downhill from there. On the other hand, HRC had some great one-liners and didn’t cross any lines. He can’t even do a light-hearted speech right. I can’t wait…

I kinda miss Mitt Romney now, say what you must about his politics, but dude has excellent comedic timing.