Botox isn’t just cosmetic. It’s used to manage spasticity, migraines and incontinence among other things.

Man, do not even joke about this. It’s already absurdly expensive, I can’t imagine if it went up. I don’t give a flip about people wanting to use it cosmetically, but therapeutically it’s a miracle drug for a lot of people. My migraines have essentially been cured by therapeutic Botox, I went from having 15 migraine…

First hobby she listed is ‘brunching’.

[cough]

That was a choice. That whole thing was a choice...

Full of secrets if you ask me! MAYBE THE EMAILS ARE IN THERE!!??

They have to try again. Prince George is too off-with-their-heads old school. He’s scaring the subjects.

Welp. If I didn’t feel like a failure before, I sure feel like one now!

You know what’s funny is that you are putting the onus of starting a conversation solely on Mr. Beckham. Did it ever occur to you that Ms. Dunham could have simply started a conversation with Mr. Beckham rather than pretend that she could read his mind?

Per the people of tumblr:

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

But does he know her?

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

Why would he know her? Should he know her? 80% of America doesn't know her.

Kanye can do a lot of things well. Designing outfits for women is not one of them. There is no way a guy with an ego as big as his could ever compute that.

He isn’t a fashion designer. He's like that friend who bought a rug and a lamp and got a lot of compliments and now she's an interior decorator. There’s nothing visionary about beige and brown leotards and cream-colored sweater dresses. He just has really gross ideas about presenting women and using them ornamentally.…

Capezio chic

His clothes look like the shapewear section at Target became self aware and placed itself on a swath of models. Also, those poor models for having to withstand that heat.