“Still better than the Lakers core...”. What a bar to clear!

Fuck the filibuster—kill the Senate.

He’s at least three, probably four children.

Added benefit is it will be disorienting for the punt returner to catch a ball that is spiraling in the opposite direction.

First thing you are stealing a joke that has been made a million times before.  You are lame.   Secondly people like hearing what Bernie has to say so the joke doesn’t even apply.  

It’s a leftist site pushing left politics. The View is on if it’s too much for your bitch ass

Russiagate is basically QAnon for liberals.

This is why it has to be Bernie or bust in 2020. Democrats are just as shady as Republicans. I’m only voting for politicians that rich people are scared of like Bernie and AOC.

There’s what I expect from the centrists!

They didn’t ask because nobody gives a shit what you think.  Nobody likes you, if you died nobody would notice or care.  You’re a loser screaming into the void but the only thing you’ll ever hear back is “fuck off!”  You'll expire sad and alone, and the world will be a tiny bit better for it.

disband DHS & abolish ICE.

trump and all of his supporters are racist fucking scum. Never fuck a Republican.

Am I the only person who doesn’t see it in the x-ray? I feel like this is the worst Magic Eye picture ever.

I get the feeling that Ben Shapiro would pay an obscene amount for AOC feet pics. 

Hillary is the reason we have Trump.  Bernie would have smoked that orange bastard.

Eh, I’m happier knowing that the option is off the table.

Makes you wish for a La Guillotine.

with a La Modern French period design throughout

did you read this piece, because he listed some of his positions: anti-medicare for all, anti-free college tuition, anti-job guarantee. 

“I’m not a baseball fan and don’t follow the sport”