Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Hating Joel Embiid seems like a “you” problem, my friend.

If Tom Brady can’t say what he thinks and fuck anyone who says different, then what’s the point of being Tom Brady?

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

Choi is fat and awesome and that’s enough for me to root for the Rays in this series.

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

Spanos’s net worth is $2.4 billion, and the chargers have other minority owners who could chip in if need be. I don’t think they are really running up against resource constraints.

The solution is for the team to pay him. They can absorb the cost in any event, they likely have three or four more years of Gordon’s prime, he could easily be a valuable player beyond that, and they have certainly extracted significant surplus value from him during his time on his rookie contract. 

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

So what? Are you saying we should wait until the Browns actually have a winning season, or at least play a single down that matters following yet another losing season, before anointing them a model franchise? Are you suggesting maybe we should acknowledge that the “Process” they supposedly “brought” to the NFL is…

this is actually my fear of a deadspin-less world: these chodes write these flowery pieces which just create horseshit myths of “success” which is going to be so fucking funny to us when the browns go 8-8, but no one will ever answer for this fucking nonsense

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

well, he’s dead now, so that helps the cause

FIFY

You’re scared of brown people and deserve endless mockery until the day you die.

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.

Look at all the centrist seats we picked up in the Senate in 2018!

The Bucs suck so blandly they aren’t even the worst run pirate-themed NFL team to have hired Jon Gruden.

Joule thief!