Michigan reportedly countered Ohio State’s offer with a two-year extension, which he turned down.

FINALLY a good take on Splinter

I talked to several developmental psychologists for this story--all agreed that these sorts of “fantasy movies” are a dangerous barrier to maturity. Perhaps you should heed their warning. 

Instead of replying to everyone pointing it out, I’ll just reply to myself here: I am the world’s biggest idiot. Carry on.

I’m more impressed that Kingsbury did all that at USC after getting hired after the season was over.

But seriously, impeach that motherfucker.

I truly cannot understand how people can put money before the health of other human beings and the the health of the ENTIRE PLANET. I’ve been thinking about this quote from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quite a bit lately (I won’t copy the whole thing here because it’s way too long).

It’s hilarious that he tries to cosplay Belichick while being late to player meetings, something Belichick traded guys to the Browns for doing.

Oh, you know he’d be the 2nd lieutenant calling in an airstrike on his own location. 

Rich man’s war, poor man’s fight.  That’s the story of war.  

I am a first responder in that I am the first person who responds to an email saying there’s left over food in the conference room.

You are selling this idea very short.

yes let’s all make fun of the genius who is trying to make the world a better place with his money

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

What would be great, is if the arresting officers were hit with that “Acting in a manner injurious to a child” charge. 

I. CAN’T. EVEN.

The President doesn't write the budget. Congress does. If the President refuses to sign a budget bill, that's his fucking fault.

This is still the GOP and Trump holding a gun to the American people and asking for money.

Democrats shouldn’t give him shit. Let him shut down the government, then they should go on Fox news and explain that Trump promised Mexico would pay for the wall. That if Trump was truly a great deal maker, and fiscally conservative, then he would find a deal that is great for the citizens of this country. 

Who am I…

If she were such a good politician, why would the Republican President run tweets in support of her in the first place?