Why are any of us here?

He also had a career-high 20 rebounds, to go with 9 points, two assists and two blocked shots in 38 minutes.

Very solid points by Gilbert

To be fair, those butts are some good-ass butts.

I was going to say, the guy’s first mistake was going to an NFL game. Every time I've been to one of those some kind of fight has broken out within two rows of me. Fuck that, I'll just watch it at home and then I even get that little yellow line!

Sikh and you shall find bigots and racists everywhere.

New draftees can now be traded starting day after World Series. New rule to stop using the “player to be named later” loophole (for example, Trea Turner trade).

Don’t forget trading a utility infielder and temporary possession of what remains of Bronson Arroyo for 6 yrs of Touki Toussant. In less than a year the Braves have acquired Arizona’s top draft picks in each of the past 3 drafts.

Tony La Russa drunk-dialled John Hart.

Wanted for questioning.

Hate being “that guy" but...keeper? Goaltender or goalie, but not keeper.

What the fuck is this article? Whose retarded cousin needed a job?

“Last year they had the most dingers and walks in the MLB, the second-most strikeouts in baseball, and it took them all the way to the NLCS. If not for Daniel Murphy’s historical dong-stroking run, they may have made the World Series.”

Holy shit, everyone in this thread is completely fucking delusional.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

Only Gawker would bitch about people giving away $45 billion of their fortune. I don’t care that it’s their foundation. How do you think the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for started? I went to college on that. This is a great thing what they’re doing. Period.

Lib: Let’s take the wealth of the 1%

I get it Im sorry. Just totally misread that. Huge plus for throwing a Razor/Kobe Lebron/Cena reference. I was a huge Scott Hall fan, you picked the perfect guy for the analogy.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.