checking what’s under toad’s hat, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

What if his penis doesn’t though?

THIS JUST IN! COMPARING PEOPLE TO GENITALS IS NOW A SLUR. OFFICIALS REPORT 90% OF THE PLANET IS UNDER ARREST. THESE OFFICIALS HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AS WELL

I’m 98% sure you meant 100% done. The other 2% of me think it might actually cost 100$ :(

*sigh* nope, this is not clever and no, you’re not being smart.

For someone that doesn’t like/play golf, I really enjoyed Golf Story.

Preface: I’m going to be getting into the state of mental health care and awareness in the US in this post; no part of what I say below is intended to remove blame from Mr. Giles, or to say that he is somehow innocent. I’m focusing on a larger concern that is illustrated by this article, rather than trying to address…

I’ve never seen more than small moments of it. That kid is irritating even tiny doses. No way I’m voluntarily submitting myself to the full thing.

How were we supposed to know that the bingo board itself would transform into the new Nintendo accessory?

“specially crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart.”

The dialect in this game seems more Australian than British to me. So I did some googling and the developers work out of Queensland, Australia.

He did, however, recieve an extra hour in the plastic ball pit.

Raymond Legends

Isn’t it a perfect partnership? If Zuck doesn’t already have people at Comcast HQ negotiating this, he should.

Unpopular opinion: he’s human and he made a mistake. He’s owning up to it and letting his fans know why Daddy’s gonna be gone for a while.

As an aside, I marvel at the fact that movies continue to ask whether humans are interested in fucking robots. Yes. They are. We settled this. Just stop asking.

I say this knowing that Alita came out in the ‘90s.

OBVIOUSLY