Absolutely none of this is true.

This should be a video series. History of Iconic Cars: Wrong Answers Only.

So they were given it for their custom Porsches, which are indeed badass, and absolutely not, in any way, for electric hipster bicycles?

Thank you for being the asshole first so I can pile on. I hate the name of this bike. Hits almost every lame wannabe-rebel button. And it’s an electric bike. You are the opposite of a badass if you ride an electric bike. Probably even if you built it yourself out of WWII fighter parts salvaged from the desert,…

This guy was seen leaving the scene.

New rule:

I hope whoever stole it isn’t charged.