He wasn’t “beaten to a bloody pulp”. He was punched in the face a few times and it opened him up. That is the risk you take when you assault someone.

“She obviously wouldn’t recognize a nice guy if he hit her in the face.”

What the hell did they expect by hosting an EDM party?

Seems reasonable. Better than getting the cops involved and people having their lives ruined.

Deadspin opinion: punishment kinda sorta fits the crime.

A dog will literally walk for miles just to get some strange, even if he has a partner at home.

I can’t get this podcast at work, and I have other shit to do when I’m home.