It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

That’s exactly how I was trying to get on, too. And did you get a lightsaber? 

As a kid with dreams of traveling the world, my parents gave me some priceless advice: When you’re in any country other than your own, you’re a guest, so keep your mouth shut. If you criticize or embarrass that nation or anyone in it, right or wrong, you’re in trouble.

Sure, but when I try to help a cyclist like this, they're all "share the road!" and "get back on the pavement!"

Right???? The mind literally boggles. 

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! A thread I can contribute multiple stories to!

Savory oats are the way to go. I cook mine by adding rolled oats to already-boiling water. While cooking, I skim off the goop that rises to the center, and I take the oats off the stove the oats turn to mush. This yields a boiled individual grains more like quinoa or wheat berries than a gloppy “meal”. They have a…

“I was born in a medium-sized city” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

No love for “Nikolaj, I love you.” “I’m sorry, Daddy!!!!”? Boyle disappointment is a beautiful thing to behold.

Spring break my senior year of college, I went with a church group to Houston and we did some cleaning and maintenance at a day care, tutored some kids in an after-school program, talked with elderly people at a dementia care facility and worked at a food bank.

Star’s stylist must have hated her so much because that fit is...

I’m cautiously excited for this.  I like how their version of Staten Island looks nothing like the real thing.  

This film is awesome. It’s 666 times more awesome if you are a metalhead and into Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian Metal.