I give a shit. The got to march in the opening and closing ceremonies and were televised and discussed by the NBC announcers during the first night of Olympic coverage. And they didn't even bother to compete. That's outrageous.

For you and me, sure. But - assuming we scammed our way into the Olympics - we'd have a sense of humor about it. Whereas psychopaths HATE being laughed at.

They were featured and profiled in glowing terms on NBC and in major news reports. This lengthy detailed take-down is very much deserved, and the topic is newsworthy.

They got to go to the games, walk in both the opening and closing ceremonies and hang out in the athletes' village (re: athletes brothel).

I miss every inch of Elliot Stabler.

I miss Elliot Stabler's forearms.

Just doing my part, ma'am.

50,000,000 POINTS FOR THE LOOPER REFERENCE. OMG.

He's Cumberbatch's looper, for sure.

Given how much time they devote to yelling and throwing rocks, you'd think that Palestine would have a world-class curling team.

It's like that old joke about how I went to a curling match and some women's tennis broke out.

I'm just happy that Olympic chicks now look like chicks.

Shannon Bridges is also alleged to have gotten vegetable matter all over her fiance's Wrangler jeans. He claims his Nationwide insurance policy won't cover the damage either. The defendant was most upset because he had planned to wear them out that night while hanging out drinking Mountain Dew with his National Guard…

Does anyone around these parts confess to wearing their clothes? Just curious. No judgment here. (Because you're all very concerned about judgment from some random dude on the Internet.)

War Babies!? Back in the good old days, when war was cute! Makes me want to bake one of my famous War Pies...

Barry Petcheski who tore handles at the hotel, photographed them and lecturing in my social networks."

Don't forget his most memorable routine: Sex Bomb!

But where is the racism in this?