One less rapist in the world. Good riddance.

Totally agree with you!

Because Salty, as usual, is wrong with her “how dare you inconvenience the wait staff” approach.

I mean, the alternative is to sit there forlornly wishing you had silverware while your food gets cold, instead of stuffing your face. If it happens to me, wrong or right, I’m gonna jack that silverware (seriously, they have a big tub of prerolled silverware in the back-it’s no big deal for them to go get another one.…

That’s correct, yes, I do disagree with Salty. Thank you for clarifying for the cheap seats.

Dear Stuff Stealer,

“...you won’t reach for another table’s stuff, because it just creates a domino effect of no one having what they need.”

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

was looking for a picture of the word “shitface” spelled out in gravy on his taters

Thanks for reading!

Jesus was a fraud. 

A lot of words just to tell everyone what a fucking asshole you are.

Yea, fuck you for needing/preferring the flexibility while knowing you’re being exploited. Why not go to Fast Food, an industry rife with wage theft and intentional variable scheduling so you can’t plan your life in more than a week or two in advance.

From the article itself: “Ernie Hudson will also be returning, making for three out of the original four Ghostbusters team.”

I suspect a lot of us would express similar sentiments. I don’t want my ad revenue going to Great Hill any more, but I also have an incredibly hard time letting go of Deadspin and the writers I love. Hoping the next few days will present a better course of action for the commentariat crew 

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Sticking to sports is a recipe for boring, low traffic articles.

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.