Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

In the four minute video, we’re shown three different paintings of Dwight Howard as Superman.

Kind of shocked by this.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

So she never reported any of this to the police, went back several times after these incidents allegedly happened, and is now going public with a *civil* lawsuit when he is the most talked about athlete in sports at the moment?

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

Steelers fans like him again now

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

Bingo.

He is fucking awesome when properly healthy and I think the addition of Stills is gonna make the Texans offense hella fun this year.  As long as Watson does the smart thing and treat O’Briens playcalls with the same level of respect that Rodgers afforded McCarthy.  And even if the jury is out on his career prospects,…

My impression is that Bears fans think they're a lock to win the division and are favorites to make a deep playoff run. The Packers and Vikings also have some pretty major flaws so maybe it's not so unlikely that the Bears win the division but I can't see them getting far in the playoffs if they look like this all…

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

that seems like a lot

Same reason I always order a shot with my beer. Can't get drunk on whiskey if you're buying beer. It's just math. 

So the Texans trade Clowney for next to nothing, and then give away all their draft picks. Being without a GM is really working out great for them...

So you’re arguing that “child pornography” is not an accurate description of pornography featuring a child?