Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

C’mon man. The Knicks gave Joakim Noah $72MM, and everybody knew he was already a rotting corpse. If nothing else the Knicks would have paid you more than $5.3MM a year.

Ever since he was traded to NO and AD vouched for him the cancer label has been shed. You also have to look at the franchise where he got that label? One of the most inept franchises in all major sports. If you showed up everyday to work and your boss sucked and you co-workers made your job harder for you you might be…

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

She wasn’t yelling.  And, confronting these assholes whenever and wherever you have the chance is good.

Dude is probably secretly excited about being confronted publicly. Now, he can justify all of his security detail and first class travel.

He actually looks surprised by this.  Is he that fucking stupid?  What, did he think she was going to pat him on the head and tell him how smart and handsome he is?

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

Hard pass.

A racist and a liar and a Supreme Court nominee.

But wait we need to know what Ned in Clusterfuck, Nebraska thinks about this. We should also talk to Barney & Zeke in Dipshit, Iowa to get their opinion on how this NY coastal elite will contribute to them living off of NYC’s tax money. Already people are shitting on this as some kind of failure for Pelosi and…

I hate to think of it this way, but part of me must, particularly in light of the Tunsil example:

He pled guilty to molesting her while she was 6 as part of a plea bargain to not be charged with molesting her when she was 4. It went on for 2 years. Her life is forever ruined because of his actions. Good for him, he can throw a fucking baseball, but don’t pretend like there’s some injustice happening here. 2 YEARS…

Seriously though, Ruth? Drew, that is a pick a fucking herb would make, and you are better than that.

Chef: MY MOM

nah with Ruth. he was a revolutionary player but he doesn’t get to be the GOAT because he figured out the best strategy was to hit fly balls off of the fat white guys with club foot pitching to him. We need to pull a Disney and reclassify any baseball player who played before Integration as “Legends & Myths” where…

Jesus christ. You’re asked to list the GOATS and your FIRST TWO fucking entries are guys who played for white only teams.
Get your shit together.

I’d hope visitors would avoid any washcloth that you didn’t specifically hand them clean.

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.

I’m really not looking forward to another recession, because I’m already pretty fucking broke and 2008 was VERY hard for me and people like me.