People who stand up to wipe are like grown men who pull their pants and underwear down around their ankles to piss at a urinal. Both types should be locked up with the criminally insane.

Lewis published a book that recounts the events of a double murder and its trial in which his retelling differs from his own testimony in both scope and framing.

You do, however, get your choice of barbecue sauces: smoky, spicy, or sweet.

Exactly. Not only would my wife never even consider the notion of making me a lunch, she’d probably crack my skull with a cast iron skillet if I even asked. I am jealous of you Brian.

Ya know what’s worse than the fighting - the ESPN commentators. Time to cut the cord!!

ive never met a cop that wasnt the dumbest person in the room. enjoy your saturday

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

4,000 is the baby earth theory.

Jesus’s Way

I’m not saying they’re the same person, but I’ve never seen that woman and Rajon Rondo in the same room at the same time.

Of all the shit Rovell should be apologizing for, this is so weak.