They could turn things around by getting Boars Head cold cuts and cleaning up their fucking vile yellow stores. Never been in a clean one. Go to Jersey Mike's. It will blow your hair back.

Thought I was the only person to eat a sub on the shitter. At least that's what my coworkers told me. 

He travels back in time and stops it from happening. Han is back too. 

My dad reacted the same way when I experienced my first home run. Although he watched it via a web cam in my bedroom

Fuck Urban and all of Ohio State with Bucky’s fat oblong head.

Man this guy is really good. He's already reversed the fortune of the Pels and the season hasn't ever started. Magic. Plus what a great decision to draft Zion. Bet that was difficult. Genius move.

I wish I knew how to act like a human. : (

They lucky they got tossed out. I'd rather admit I'm a stoma fucker than watch his dumb ass play.

They make cock signet rings? I'd be down for that. Think my uncle had one. At least it looked like one. He was a hairy beast 

They make cock signet rings? I'd be down for that. Think my uncle had one. At least it looked like one. He was a…

That was me. Your eyes made me poop harder. Thanks.

Thought that was a picture of my dad when I opened this piece. Looks just like him.

Mr. Magery you loco. Fried bologna is buck. Fry it wit vandalia onions and lots o butter. Then plop it on some fresh wonder bread. You shall cream your panties and your sweats. Good shit.

I may buy this just to be my mobile jerk off station. I'd get a lot more jacking done 

Montucky Cold Snack.

I go through a case of this shit each week. I’ve never actually tasted it though, just butt chug the crap. Doesn’t burn my ass like Kamchatka does either.

Cumming out of college I thought this dude was going to be an immortal. I twas incorrect. 

I bet my dad's dick is in that bucket. 

Much better than my jerk off station of a basement laundry floor drain

Christ ... I had this idea years ago but too lazy to do anything about it...I just used a safety pin and looked like a dope. They called me pin head at work

Christ ... I had this idea years ago but too lazy to do anything about it...I just used a safety pin and looked like…

This happened to my dad too.