I quit that after I went through like 5 TV’s trying to watch Young Pope.

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Well they did raise enough funds to go to the tournament. How else do you think they did it?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Comey was actually one of the prostitutes hired for the micturition play in Moscow.

I like the way you say “the Trump” that way I have sometimes said “the Plague” “the War” or “the Measles.” You adorable article lover, you. Seriously, you have made me smile.

I wonder if I swap this out tonight with the original if my two-year old will notice.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”