I have kids, if i get one, it’s going into a case and the bezel issue goes away.

I have all these stars for you ...

Release more malware to fight the existing malware!

it was all noisy, disorganized, advertise-y garbage. It sets the wrong tone for a great movie.

In Mexico, Cinepolis was kind to us and generously cut the reel down to start at the ending credits of the Frozen horseshit.

“Photorealistic” - You keep using that word, but I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Those cell pictures and in-the-ISS look very familiar to this plot.....

Intel is no longer inside.

Phaser on overload!

We’ll ride the shock wave. Hold on to your seats and hope the inertial dampners don’t fail. Shields at max.

Captain, even at full impulse, we will not be clear of the blast in time.

All I hear is a warp core breach.

I quit that after I went through like 5 TV’s trying to watch Young Pope.

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

Well they did raise enough funds to go to the tournament. How else do you think they did it?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Comey was actually one of the prostitutes hired for the micturition play in Moscow.

I like the way you say “the Trump” that way I have sometimes said “the Plague” “the War” or “the Measles.” You adorable article lover, you. Seriously, you have made me smile.

I wonder if I swap this out tonight with the original if my two-year old will notice.