Photo number 2 is the plot of the Human Centipede 4.

Mohel?

I have sheets in that color!

Having played the beta, I can tell that this game is going to be a slam dunk for BioWare. I may have played for about 24 straight hours over three days. I could feel my leg muscles atrophy. A near-lethal amount of fun was had.

How do you even chop people's heads off in Skyrim? Is this a mod? Because, if this guy made a mod specifically so he could chop people's heads off, that's potentially even more creepy/awesome.

Why are there no Lannisters here?

Didn't The Oatmeal discover that first?

This makes me super-smile. Thanks Charlie!

I'm going to request a unicorn chaser to go with that last image.

Good reporting. Here's the one thing that I dislike about this article - at no point to you mention how far away this planet is from Earth.

That chaingun arm must BE AWFUL for basic tasks (like wiping)

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That is one heck of a harelip.

There's a "Kessel Run" joke in there somewhere.

Banned from athletic competitions in 3... 2... 1...

I think that's an M&M

Its not a "Varyag" class vessel. Its an Admiral Kusnetzov class aircraft carrier that was originally christened the "Varyag". It is now named the "Shi Lang" after a 16th Century general who conquered Taiwan.

Persephone?

What I find hilarious is that besides Hendricks, Kartheiser is the only other Whedon alum - he played a teenage vampire for three seasons on Angel. I wonder how much that has to do with his current Amish-ness?

How much fapping?