How much fapping?

After my sunburn, I massive desquamation on my scalp.

"It turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of apocalypse..."

Man, if they've got to go with a "How I met Your Mother" actress, why not Alyson Hannigan? Fan service!

@SqueakyGasket: Sounds like the perfect place to rob/riot in.

@SqueakyGasket: I have also never seen a Carson Pirie Scott. Truly, I live a sheltered life. (But I have seen a Macy's. And a J.C. Penney's)

What is a "Boston Store", and what are they doing in Wisconsin?

@Jon: bet there are some... interesting fish there.

...I wonder if he could have set something up using a text-to-speech program like Dragon? I've heard they've become quite good.

How can you make an article like this without mentioning SC2? Because, seriously: probe rush. That's all I want to mention. Probe rushes.

@Shippoyasha: Sounds like this will be included in the inevitable Sims 4

I'm clicking on yer link, but I'm not seeing any posts? Where are the geeks??

@Roklimber: You should have a whip-round to collect ticket money. I'd give you a few bucks to further the cause of geeky love, and I'm sure others would do the same.

Pic is from what anime?

@Unsub: Right. An abortion, which like every horrible, canceled television show, subsequently had a movie made out of it. Because it was so awful.

@jpresson1: seriously, what justified that choice.

@AngryBeaver: Border Patrol

Heh, apparently the specific combination of letters, numbers, and symbols in my password will take several decades to break. Of course, by then I'll probably have a great many more things to steal...

Oh man - what if we can make conservatives into liberals through negative feedback? We electrocute them until their eye movements track right!

Better than a Wet Willy