“HOW DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE REASONABLE PRECAUTIONS FOR EVERYONE’S SAFETY!!!!! IT’S TYRANNY!!!!! Wait a moment what’s that black person doing walking unarmed in public!?”

What I love is how ANY and EVERY white person is deputized to enforce their version of the law when they see fit. BUT when the ACTUAL LAW is applied like, say...requiring them to stay inside for their own safety, well then that’s governmental overreach. Lord knows we cannot step on their Constitutional rights.

At least it wasn’t ALL CAPS!!!!

I agree with you, but I also feel like I might need to share some of my blood pressure meds with you.

“Yes I’d like my car paint to look like a guy wearing a navy fleece and blue jeans”

Yeah but his eyes go dark, darker than any darkness you’ve ever witnessed before. And then he yells “Hark! Hark! Neptune.” 

“Look we have guns, but don’t be scared...or actually....be scared enough to buy your own gun. Buy a gun so you don’t have to be afraid of me. It’s your right! Don’t you want to be able to stop me?”

At least, that’s my take. They do this to intimidate the public into buying their own guns.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. You don’t bring condoms if you don’t want to fuck.

That muthafucka is DICK-LESS!

The guy with the rocket launcher has the smallest penis in the group.

“We are a peaceful group, and wish to keep it that way at all costs,” the statement continued. “We aren’t looking for a fight. We in fact, want the opposite. We want to put on a smile, shake some hands, and be friendly. An armed society is a polite society.”

You are right, I don’t get the Jeep thing.

That’s why they all have roll cages.

I had never driven a jeep and always liked the look/idea of them. I worked at Enterprise part time during school and we had one Wrangler that I eventually had a chance to drive. Could not believe how shitty an experience that was and it immediately killed any desire to own one. 

I loved proper jeeps growing up and always wanted one.

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My old soccer coach drove a CJ5. He’s in the federal pen for being a kiddie toucher. Coincidence?

Jeep owners can use this special spare tire cover as a diagnostic tool to assist in evaluating the situation should they ever encounter this issue.

Think of it as rotating the driver away from the danger.