I’m thinking they wanted to get a hard on, as is their way, by intimidating a black man at gunpoint. Then shit got REAL.

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Not gonna lie, Jezebel advice columns are always a hilarious shitshow of horrible advice, so I’m really looking forward to having something to mindlessly eat popcorn to.

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Wearing two watches so he always knows the time.

Buy a classic British car, then even 10 will seem like a victory.

Trump says that COVID-19 can’t catch up to you if you are going over 100 MPH

Jokes on you!

The three armed officer of the law

You read that wrong it was mprs. 153 minutes per rotation. 

Black key/red key?

weak sauce

That’s not gonna be possible for a boutique manufacturer like lotus that can’t push volume... Probably can’t even make something like the Elise for 50k now.

Being right: not a pass for being a dick.

Because nothing says “future” like going back to the transportation of the 1800s.

You’re always welcome to come and shit post on the old Oppositelock. Until you’re not.

Fuck these selfish assholes.

I made this exact decision almost a year ago. I can 100% recommend it.

A) that’s a good choice at a great price (in a boring color)

Sounds like what this gentleman really needs is a U-boat.