How about dwarf tossing? That's pretty international.

How about dwarf tossing? That's pretty international.

"The Dark Knight" (no. 2) and even the Lord of the Rings movies were just too damn long. It's not that I didn't like them, up to a point—it's just that they could have been 2 hour movies without losing anything. On the other hand, I felt that "Avatar" and "Titanic" both made good use of their long running times.

"The Dark Knight" (no. 2) and even the Lord of the Rings movies were just too damn long. It's not that I didn't like them, up to a point—it's just that they could have been 2 hour movies without losing anything. On the other hand, I felt that "Avatar" and "Titanic" both made good use of their long running times.

But seriously, it would be impossible for Hollywood not to make the new Bradys interracial. The trick is deciding who should be what race.

But seriously, it would be impossible for Hollywood not to make the new Bradys interracial. The trick is deciding who should be what race.

Give the geeks what they want—a movie trilogy based on Beta Ray Bill!

Give the geeks what they want—a movie trilogy based on Beta Ray Bill!

Electric Boogaloos could be incorporated into the plot of the next American Pie movie, if their kids find one in a drawer or something.

Electric Boogaloos could be incorporated into the plot of the next American Pie movie, if their kids find one in a drawer or something.

Hey, that's it! "Ted vs. Prometheus." Make it happen!

Hey, that's it! "Ted vs. Prometheus." Make it happen!

3-D scrotal humiliation!

3-D scrotal humiliation!

American Brony: Furries' Revenge

American Brony: Furries' Revenge

Or whether Nazi race theory was correct about the relative fitness of blacks vs. whites.

Or whether Nazi race theory was correct about the relative fitness of blacks vs. whites.

The elephant in the room is the crusaders' cross on his chest. Can they really let him keep it in this ecumenical age? Yes I know, Moon Knight wears an Islamic symbol, despite worshipping the ancient Egyptian god Khonshu, but He-Man looks like an Aryan wet dream—well, except for the haircut—and I'm sure that's not the…

The elephant in the room is the crusaders' cross on his chest. Can they really let him keep it in this ecumenical age? Yes I know, Moon Knight wears an Islamic symbol, despite worshipping the ancient Egyptian god Khonshu, but He-Man looks like an Aryan wet dream—well, except for the haircut—and I'm sure that's not the…