The Bronte sisters were affecting gratuitous umlauts long before rock music.

The Bronte sisters were affecting gratuitous umlauts long before rock music.

Anybody else heard of the Retarded Whores?

Anybody else heard of the Retarded Whores?

Okay, let's narrow this down. We are looking for a Christian university in Texas, which is not in Houston or the Dallas/Fort Worth area (since she mentions having to take two flights). The suspects:

Okay, let's narrow this down. We are looking for a Christian university in Texas, which is not in Houston or the Dallas/Fort Worth area (since she mentions having to take two flights). The suspects:

As I recall, those penguins were cured of their degeneracy.

As I recall, those penguins were cured of their degeneracy.

Is this the one where Bella loses her virginity in a brutal, plainful, bloody disaster of a wedding night?

Is this the one where Bella loses her virginity in a brutal, plainful, bloody disaster of a wedding night?

Green Lantern can only be played by a black actor if GL is going to be a supporting character, like in the Justice League cartoon—not the lead, like in the recent GL movie. That's because white people won't see movies headlined by blacks. The exception is if GL can be played by Will Smith, or perhaps Eddie Murphy.

Green Lantern can only be played by a black actor if GL is going to be a supporting character, like in the Justice League cartoon—not the lead, like in the recent GL movie. That's because white people won't see movies headlined by blacks. The exception is if GL can be played by Will Smith, or perhaps Eddie Murphy.

Spider-Man was portrayed as helping to clear rubble so people could be pulled free.

Spider-Man was portrayed as helping to clear rubble so people could be pulled free.

Kurt Busiek in JLA / Avengers established that DC earth is larger than Marvel earth, in order to accommodate all the extra cities. This may have been a salute to Neal Adams, who seriously believes the earth is expanding.

Kurt Busiek in JLA / Avengers established that DC earth is larger than Marvel earth, in order to accommodate all the extra cities. This may have been a salute to Neal Adams, who seriously believes the earth is expanding.

He would worship the creations of his own ring.

He would worship the creations of his own ring.

It would have to be rendered as K'ieth ibn Matirfakar al-Lison.

It would have to be rendered as K'ieth ibn Matirfakar al-Lison.