The way it casually discards the seed with scant regard for where it ends up is same way I want to deal with all of my problems.

Finding out Michael Pena was a Scientologist over the weekend genuinely broke my heart. Noooooo!

Awww, my 60-pounder can only dream of riding the Amtrak train. :(

What a bloodbath.

I’ll have it.

Flying from Australia to the US east coast is easy: you leave in the Australian morning and you land in the NY evening - just don’t go to sleep on the two flights under any circumstances. Sleep when you get to your abode and you’ll be in your normal pattern.

Well, Australians elected a guy in 2013 whose main platform was to repeal a price on carbon to reduce emissions. Then re-elected his conservative successor, who used to be all about doing something about climate change, but now is too scared.

Has anyone in their life has been given more opportunity or chance than Trump? Surely we know exactly who he is.

Surely DB Cooper!

I have a week off around Christmas to New Year. Which should me and the wife do:

a) Drive from Atlanta through Alabama and Mississippi to NOLA
b) Texas (Austin, San Antonio and Houston I guess?)
c) A loop from New Mexico to Las Vegas and see some big ol’ holes in the ground

Do you think Luke Kuechly will play again? Do you think he should play again?

Because Donald Trump is a bigger threat to Americans, both home and abroad, than ISIS?

And thus ends The Blair Miss Project.

TEST

Unlikely buddy comedy alert!

Does this mean you don’t know what an Aleppo is?

Like his short NFL career, Jarryd’s cyber-security career will be remembered for him dropping the ball.

Yo Trump, my dog says fuck you. Like a dog.

Kool-aid.

Fuck me. I voted against affirmative action at a Young Labor Party conference when I was a political hack back in Australia. What an asshole I was.