Or, you know, if men stopped abusing women.

You've heard this before, but the Easterbrook section is the best one : (

I think I agree with you in theory but I cannot stand being hot. If I have to be outside for more than 5 minutes, and it's 85 or over... I will begrudgingly put shorts on. I am never happy about it. But it has to be done. Anything to lessen leg sweat and swamp ass is necessary.

The short answer is that it's insufferably boring. Only stats and fantasy people my age (mid-20s) seem to care about it. And even then, only because nothing better is going on during the summer.

I think the better point to make about that last statement is...... has every woman this douche has ever thought about while jerking off consented to being in those thoughts? Not likely!

You can compare two things that are not exactly the same, and yet still comparable. That is all anyone is doing. Not sure why it offends you so much.

This doesn't need to turn into the oppression olympics. He could, theoretically, hide it. We don't live in theoretical vacuums though. And if you'd ever been in the closet, I don't think you'd be tossing the suggestion out there, even with the caveat that you don't "recommend" it.

Being hit on is not being sexually assaulted.

Do you know everything that goes into "keeping your sexuality private?" Try it for a few months and see how that goes. Hope you're single and are ok with being so forever!

They finished in the top 25 last year. You may be overestimating how many good teams there are in college football.

They did go 12-0 two years ago. And the QB from that season is now back. ND is one of the 25 best teams in the country. To claim otherwise is just to be spiteful and trolly.

People always look at me weird when I order a gin on the rocks. All I smell and taste from vodka is burning and suffering. Would I drink it though? Yeah. And once it got a little watered down I'd probably be perfectly fine with it.

Yeah yeah I know everyone is different. But some preferences I understand, and some I don't. Throw some gin in there instead and garnish with a lemon wedge. Boom (also a high functioning drunk here). Or any kind of whiskey. or even good rum, I think. I need a drink.

Why drink vodka on the rocks when you could... drink literally any other liquor on the rocks and actually have an enjoyable experience? The purpose of vodka is to drink liquor without tasting anything (provided you have something else in there, I guess), as far as I can tell. Vodka/rocks makes zero sense to me (I…

My only point is that your comparison does not work. And again, no one is really mocking them. It's a blog. "Nothing" stories get posted all of the time.

Yes, it absolutely matters that they are different. A live event like a NASCAR race loses almost all of its value after it has been run and the results are known. The same is absolutely not true of movies. I don't think anyone is laughing at people for liking LOTR. Most people do on some level. It's just funny to…

....you're comparing a live sporting (in before "it's not a sport!!" a live competition then if you prefer) event to a movie franchise that's over a decade old. Surely you see the difference there.

Have you ever worked for tips? An extra dollar or two or three gets remembered.

No, that's not it. You should never eat at a restaurant ever again.

True, but I can almost always find a reason to give people the benefit of the doubt. It's just a meal out. If it's not a five star restaurant just eat your food, enjoy your company, and deal with whatever happens.