I sort of assumed something like this was the case, but I don't know shit about test flying airliners. I'd throw in a line referring to that in the story to avoid misguided knee jerk reactions like this guy's.

Wait, what's wrong with Alex Wagner? I think she's very good too.

I'm surprised by this one. Spinach-artichoke is fine and all, but the versatility of hummus is almost unmatched. And you can add stuff to it and there are different kinds and it's just so perfect.

Maybe google Paula Jones?

I wonder what Gregggggggggggggg has to say about all of this.

Can you elaborate on why you find the song offensive? It's maybe a little exploitative. But... I dunno. I'm a white gay male so obviously I won't experience it in the same way. But I just can't see how the existence of the song is offensive. I think it's odd that it's so huge, and I don't listen to much rap so…

Hmm. I've just been taking my dress shirts to the cleaners. Annoying, and I guess mildly pricey. But if you have enough shirts you can get the cost down to like $6 every few weeks. That's what I've settled into. I can get three or four wears out of a shirt before the rings show up and before the rest of the part…

There is so much wrong here (aside from the deriding of stupid mixed shots). First, no liquor at your wedding? Bad form. Who even does shots at weddings?

Yep. I love Jan. Saw her speak at a domestic violence seminar thing once. She's the best.

Pfft. Miley 4 life.

Did not recognize Jordan as Wallace. Not even a little bit,

Oh christ. A million times this. A MILLION. And something like "Oh, this is X. Y, you remember X, right?" if you think they may know each other.

You left out the best analogy for an endless football game. Playoff hockey. (yeah yeah no one cares about hockey blahblah).

Well I should have been more specific. I mean when you go multiple times per week and know literally every single person that works there, as well as the owners.

...and a bit more to the point, if possible I like to start a tab and leave a hefty tip at the end (20%+ if I don't know the bartender, 25-35% if I do... because that extra money will come back to you if you keep going back).

Uhm.

Yeah I hated that too.

I only donate to get in on the football ticket lottery. And! They let you designate where that money goes! Which is awesome.

Ick. The defense seems to be referring to beers like "Palate Wrecker" and "Ruination" and the like. Which evoke what hop-heavy IPAs do to your mouth.... without even a hint of rapey-ness. This is gross. I'm not familiar with Hop Valley, and now I do not intend to become familiar with them (as much as I love trying…

This almost makes me want to watch an NBA game!