This is great, we have so much extra flexibility with the money we got back from Johnny’s bonus!

Under the new Title IX rules expulsions have resulted from some pretty weak allegations. It’s possible that this one eventually turns into another black eye for new title IX tribunals. It’s also possible that nothing comes of it and that he was properly punished.

There just needs be an entirely new political party created for those of us who are socially liberal and fiscally conservative.

I hope you're right. Between Trump and Hillary is rather have Kang and Kodos on the ballot.

Not to be that guy, but I think it’s “hoist with”, not hoist upon. Regardless, a terrific choice of words for the situation.

2000 - Bush will destroy America; Bush is a war monger

I like all your points here.

Trump is a pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, big government liberal who favors nationalized health care.

Trump shouldn’t be president, but couldn’t one argue that this is a good thing? There has been a huge divide in the GOP for the last 15-20 years between the old school Republicans that weren’t psychos and actually took several balanced stances (and made legitimate points) and the Tea Party wingnuts that hide behind…

My god. Can you even imagine if that happened? The anti-1968 Democratic convention.

“Plainly expressed will of its electorate” when he’s incapable of getting 50% of the vote anywhere.

You can’t help but love this guy.

“an actually telling sign of a possible disorder would be if Sandoval’s weight affects his ability to do his job”

It’s such bullshit to diagnose mental disorders from photographs. Is it more likely that he has an eating disorder or just stopped giving a fuck once he signed a guaranteed $90 million contract?

Anyone else out there that as soon as you read the Headline, you guessed Mike Krukow?

I don’t think anyone can -really- argue that he can’t control himself (or is at least choosing not to). Just a side effect of completely guaranteed contracts, eh? What motivation does he really have to do anything at all besides show up? The Red Sox owe him millions anyway! It’s brilliant. Pure, unadulterated, ’Merica…

You’re a peach.

It must be hard goddamn work for you to be so wrong.

No, He has a weight problem. He can't wait to eat. Apologies to the glorious Robin Harris for that.