Yoink theory?

At an office white-elephant exchange a few years ago, the beer was the most stolen item by far. As white-elephant exchanges are odious troll-fests anyway, here's my nefarious scheme for next time I'm roped into one.

I once had the front leg of an American red squirrel, Tamiasciurus hudsonicus. You hardly get any meat off an animal that small— reds are little bitty guys, about hamster size— but it was decent enough meat, if a little chewy. It wasn't greasy the way the larger lowland squirrels supposedly are, possibly on account…

These "Norwegian pancakes" aren't potato lefse, by any chance? Lefse isn't sweet, but it is sort of crepe-like, and the Norwegian side of my family ate it pretty regularly. Since my folks and I tended to visit those grandparents at Christmas, I associate Scandinavian food with Christmas as well.

WHY IS THERE NOT A WHOLE ROAST PIG IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW

Yowza. How much content did the DLC add, compared with what was in the base game? I might have cracked 100 hours (base game only, no DLC) before my self-respect won out and left me feeling like I'd spent the last few months sucking off Bobby Kotick for heroin money.

I just bought a wallet. Maybe I shouldn't read this section.

I haven't actually watched any of these, does anyone go parasailing from a pyramidal parachute towed behind a horse-drawn carriage grabbing armed soldiers off of their horses and throwing them at each other? If not, no deal.

Oh you. *snore*

As Tali'Zorah nar Rayya points out, the spaceship engine you don't hear is the one that should keep you awake, because it means your life support isn't running.

Yes. To all of those things.

It's a problem with sentence structure rather than spelling, however this one makes it feel like my eyeballs are boiling from the inside out.

As a pretty good proofreader, I hate it that I only get "judgment" right because of violent video games.

My music teacher had a mostly spoken-word "song" that spelled out rhythm. It's still how I remember it.

Barbed wire, breeder bulls, and wizened old men in oversized hats are all pretty ornery.

At least "on route" means what it says, wrong though it is.

The latest Netflix-only season of Longmire finally addressed their long-running mispronunciation of "Absaroka," which few people outside Wyoming and Montana get right. (Spoiler alert: it's "ab-SOAR-kuh" or possibly "ab-SOAR-kee" depending on who you ask.)

Mississippi and Texas are the two fattest, and they're at the edge of the continent. Most of the Rocky Mountains, especially the physical-activity Meccas like Colorado, are some of the fittest in the country.

I honestly wonder if his plan at this point is to court his own impeachment and hand off the job to Pence so he can bluster about rigged hearings on his news channel.

I honestly wonder if that's part of Drumpf's plan at this point. Wage war on the Constitution, get himself impeached, let Some Other Republican take the oval office, and roar about the rigged impeachment hearings on his news channel.