By god, you're right. Glaciers "flow" like really slow rivers (crevasses are the cracks that form as a solid object "flows" on an uneven course), and meltwater can act as a lubricant that speeds up the flow. So yes, climate change could expedite the formation of crevasses before it ultimately melts them all away.

That's way more distracting than tinsel. And EMT conduit is made of steel, not aluminum, which ruins your strength-to-weight ratio. My god, you have no idea what Festivus is about.

I sure hope you're getting your units confused on those cable lengths.

I'm only minimally familiar with Seinfeld, and I still refer to Dilophosaurus as the dinosaur that spat in Newman's face.

I assume the target was unconscious in the heap. You're not forced to kill anyone; Dishonored rewards you for enslaving/mutilating your targets, or having them kidnapped by rapists, or having them thrown in the plague-riddled gutter instead. Y'know, regular good honorable hero stuff.

With traces of lead?

And sometimes you plug it back in shortly afterwards, if you didn't clean it last time. Yeah, it's better to clean it soon after use, but if you drench it and promptly plug it in, it doesn't lead to disaster.

This works fine. I've poured water over mine hundreds of times without blowing a fuse or electrocuting myself.

I've grilled hundreds of sandwiches on my undergrad-era George Foreman. It does a passable job on chicken thighs and whatnot too— the thickness of the chicken thighs seems to improve airflow and eliminate the steaming problem. Whatever its failings, it was $10 a decade and a half ago and it still does what I ask of…

Damn, dude, Amazon lets you subscribe to gummi bears and have a fresh five-pound bag delivered monthly. Why am I only learning this now?

A former coworker of mine had a ponytail and a beard. When he needed to get his ponytail out of the way, he was a dead ringer for Mifune. I can't say whether it made him look douchey, it just made him look like a samurai.

Seven Samurai, when his rant about sneaky conniving peasants turns into a rant about the exploitation of the peasants in a matter of seconds. So, so much bruised humanity in that short-tempered badass.

Yeah, on a pixel-by-pixel basis, old timey CRT's are decisively better than…hell, basically all the fancypants new tech. LCD's won out because they're slim and lightweight, and vastly more usable in large high-resolution screens, but a hypothetical 60-inch 4K tube TV would look better than anything anyone's making…

I wouldn't bet on it. LCD's generally don't handle contrast very well. It's most noticeable in dark scenes, as you observed; LCD's can only show so many gradations of black, and adjacent shades are noticeably different side by side. (I've seen the same thing on DVD, so I doubt it's your connection, although video…

At least it's not going completely to waste.

Ow my willpower!

The plutonium plane is fine as long as you've got a first-rate genius physicist like Denise Richards at the stick.

Not an insult, but my 9th grade English teacher is the only reason I know that "cobble" (as used in the opening scene to Shakespeare's Julius Caesar) was Victorian Elizabethan slang for buttsex.

I'm sure there's a more practical liquid than gasoline to dissolve your cocaine in, but then again…

Weihenstephaner dunkelweizen is terrific. That is all.