The "people who want to kill for fun" line is awfully on the nose, but I thought of it a lot a few years ago when I was working for the BLM out west. My boss (the wildlife biologist for millions of acres of habitat) and his family of four shot something like three elk, two pronghorn, two deer, and heaven knows how…

Maybe line the mug with waxed paper, like a muffin wrapper? I'd experiment with it but I don't have any English muffins and am lazy.

Stainless rules, if you know how to work it. Oil, then enough heat to "season" the oiled pan (it won't stick the way it does to cast iron, so you have to redo it between washings, but steel is slicker than cast iron so it doesn't take as much), then the egg. There's a learning curve with stainless, but it doesn't…

Hell, I'd rate it as one of the funniest episodes they ever did, pre- or post-cancellation. Even if it wasn't, it would be worth it just because it has the proof to a previously undocumented mathematical theorem.

Miss Wong?

You'll never guess where I've been!

You want me to pay for my own kidnapping lunch?

Seriously? Ye gods, between that and S-M-R-T, Dan Castellaneta is the best line-flubber who ever lived.

Yeah, that was a real problem. Thankfully, I'm an Achievement completionist and there's only one Achievement that's linked to near-perfect looting. Overall, I'm glad they had that end-of-mission recap screen— unlike Deus Ex HR, you actually KNEW if you "killed" someone if you were on a pacifist run.

Or if it's X360, my name here is my name there.

I've never been so stuck on a game I openly hate. For everything it obviously does wrong (the abysmal story WITH UNSKIPPABLE FUCKING CUTSCENES, the dearth of content, the embarrassing waste of its hilariously overqualified voice cast, the lack of variety in enemies, the rote repetitive combat), there's a lot it does…

I wonder what kind of game it would have been if Bungie hadn't partnered with Activision-Blizzard. I've heard tell of some fairly ambitious storytelling that got scrapped in favor of moon wizards and anonymous enemies— given how much was going on behind the scenes with Halo, it's clear that some of Bungie's folks…

SPOILERS FOR THE BEST JOKE IN SPLOSION MAN

Wha? It's been hours, and no mention of…

Jam a bastard in it you crap!

Wait, what alternate universe are you living in where George W. Bush isn't a thing, and how soon can I move there?

Likewise. I never knew it was a real song until my clock radio woke me up with it. I never woke up more bewildered in my life.

Animaniacs too.

I've got his scent, over here where the water gets warmer!

I think the trippiest moment of my life was when my clock radio woke me up with that song. I had previously assumed that the presence of folk-rock troubadour Donovan was a weird non sequitur gag, until my poor lethargic brain cells, still fumbling for their glasses on the nightstand, were trying to place this…