YER A FREAKIN' GENIUS YA IDIOT!

But what coarseness of file does he sharpen the sword with?!??

Hey, I'm from Terre Haute, you…

Yeah, the non-lethal options seemed, or just were, worse than a sword to the neck. You can have them [SPOILERS, I GUESS] thrown in the gutter to die slowly of plague (as in, he appears later as such); mutilated and enslaved to work themselves to death in a mine; and shipped off to parts unknown at the mercy of a…

As an achievement whore, I went for that one off the bat and had roughly the same experience. Eidos really screwed the pooch on the achievements in that game— the no-detection one and even the don't-use-guns-or-upgrades one for the Missing Link DLC had similar issues. Look at Dishonored, Eidos— they have an…

It may have literally taken me dozens of tries to get through that part without murder. The worst of it is, I might have "killed" someone anyway— when all was said and done and Malik was on her way, I found a corpse. Maybe he fell off something, maybe the robot exploded too close to him because, I don't know, I'M…

If I ever have a gun and sight lines on the kneecaps of whoever programmed the don't-kill-anyone achievement, I will not be attempting a pacifist playthrough in life. YOU ROBBED ME YOU LIAR

You know what the other thing about being a slave is? The hours.

ZOMBIE MARK HAMILL WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED

I'm gonna crash my slowmobile! I had to swerve to avoid you!

That gag kills me every time, whether it's Zoidberg or Professor Frink or the Spanish Inquisition on the receiving end.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news…

Yeah, Valenwood is probably a pipe dream. Could be awesome if they did, though, and it's about the most workable launching point for the inevitable topple-the-Thalmor questline Agreed on Black Marsh— essentially uninhabited except by lizard monsters, no substrate on which to build interesting dungeons, etc. …

I'm pretty sure it's a user-created mod, no input from Bethesda.

Well, here's Frogout.

Hey fellow TES nerds, anybody have an opinion on where TES 6 will and should be set? For "will," I say the smart money is on Hammerfell, though I'd be more interested in a game set in Elsweyr or Valenwood— they might just have some of Morrowind's enthralling alien weirdness. Plus, both of those provinces are…

Do as I say!

That sounds awesome. I don't remember that, but watching T-Minus (comically overpowered flipper) beat Hazard (wedge with top-mounted spinning blade) by feeding it its own front wedge was one of the highlights of the original run for me.

Hey, I liked Biohazard. It was like the USS Monitor's badass titanium cousin.

Crapspackle! is pretty much my go-to expletive.