their playoff chances have fallen to 32 percent, per FiveThirtyEight. 

I’m over my secessionist moment. I am not going to run away from that piece of rancid pigeon meat. I am going to turn and fight. I leave you all with this:

Tiffany : Dad, can I stand with you on stage?

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

Willy Wonka, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Producers, and Silver Streak.

“I don’t want to speak your language”

glad goatse is still alive and well in 2016

If General William Tecumseh Sherman would have done a better job, we wouldn’t have to witness this yearly March to Seven and Nine.

Nice still image.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Seems like he was in denial.

Trumpa Lumpa

Oh shit!

I guess I just don’t understand why this WYTS article has words, and isn’t just this:

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

He’s the hero New York deserves, but not a hero with knees right now.

Zamboni that shit.