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I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

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I’m not at all sad for his wife who married this scumbag, but I do feel for his kid, who really can’t help being spawned by this vile toad of a man.

Rot in hell ya fuckin’ fuck!

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I’d probably give the bear the brownies.
Earlier this week I made little turkey sandwiches for my crows.

Jared Kushner will be frustrated. He had “fixing the opioid epidemic” on his to-do list for Wednesday afternoon (between “defeat ISIS” at 11:30 AM and “renegotiate NAFTA” by 1:15 PM.) now he’ll have to find something else to do for that hour and a half.

I am so so sorry you had to experience that.

Hooray for boobies!

My mom’s were like long tube socks, totally deflated. She often went around the house partially naked so I saw them a lot. I got breast implants at age 21 (24 years ago this month!) for that reason— I was beyond terrified mine would look like that. So I decided to preemptively fill them up a bit. Questionable decision

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

Fox News, keeps on, keeping on.

The rise of lawsuits like this give me hope that maybe America isn’t totally ducked. That maybe this really is the dying gasp of an era. Sure that this is happening is awful but people aren’t just taking it. So far 2 down.

It’s weird, but I’ve never heard him deny it. Why hasn’t his office put out a statement? I mean, many people are saying that it’s true. Great people. Really great. You wouldn’t believe the things they’re finding. I sent some people out to Utah, and you would not believe the things they’re telling me.

Can it please be all of these things??? Because I get a borderline rage stroke just hearing his name, for may reasons, but this one really stuck in my craw—

Hmm. Are you sick of winning yet?