Did Jesus hotbox the oval office??

Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump administration’s contacts with Russian officials. Oh, look at the shiny bauble called: Blame the Democrats! Don’t think about the FBI investigation into Trump…

She may not have been an escort, but she certainly did whore herself out. She sleeps with that orange algae in exchange for his garish gold-leafed lifestyle.

You are trying to propagate the illusion that all parties are equally shitty. Hillary was just as shitty as Trump so it really doesn’t matter.

You are really going to suggest that Democrats force restrictive sexual morality down people’s throats the way conservatives do? You’re really trying to do that? You really think this is a winning argument?

I guess they’re free to do what they want, since they already finished the laundry and washed the dishes.

This just in: All women are whores who are after Bill O’Reilly’s money.

I can tell you how this story ends, if you’re interested. Oh, and Trey Gowdy won’t find any evidence of Russian collusion.

And this, right here, is the core of what makes Ivanka such a imminent threat to this country. Because Ivanka truly believes that she understands your pain.

He doesn’t deserve capitals. When he acts like a big boy, he’ll get big boy letters.

I get what you’re saying but I have a very liberal feminist daughter about her age and she is still learning her way in the world and figuring out how to approach sensitive topics.

Even public figures who own up to their own mistakes feel traumatized by the attention it gets. Many go away to deal. How’s that stupid?

No, a small bit of criticism is when your friends or co workers politely tell you that you fucked up or could have done something better. Having a twitterstorm rage at you, thats literally thousands of people unloading a bunch of verbal garbage over your head. In terms of scale of criticism, its hard to make it…

Some subset probably a small one apparently thinks it’s a hoax because it’s too awful to contemplate. Like those children can’t have died because the world would be too awful if it happened. I really want to shake them.

OT, but I’m trying to star comments, and I’m taking the stars away instead!

Damn, you continue to impress.

That’s solid grandmothering.

The extent of my popular music knowledge is limited to whatever is on the Motivation Mix Spotify playlist because its perfect for hypnotizing me just enough so that I can suffer through a session on a treadmill without passing out from boredom. “Shape of You” gets me in that hamster wheel headspace and for that I will…

“Hollywood has changed her. I think her ambition is to become a princess.”

Can Elton John please say the same thing to Trump?