The fact that you’re thinking about this is a great thing. And there’s obviously a huge difference between the couple I know and you and your husband.

I’m still waiting for him to release proof he has a big dick.

Can self-important Americans who don’t care to exercise their right to vote (insert verbose whinging reason) relinquish it to a Canadian?Cause we are sitting up here biting our fucking nails off, unable to do a thing and knowing that God forbid, it gets in, the fallout will affect us (and everyone else too). Please? …

Well, that escalated quickly. Learn to write better jokes, and you won’t have to resort to insulting and swearing at your audience.

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There were 10 whole words in that tweet! You could hardly expect him to read ALL of them.

Who?

so much pot.

I’ve been rewatcing things that I enjoy, so Parks and Rec and West Wing are in my rotation. I also find the Bravo shows to be mindlessly fun.

Everytime I read AJ Delgado, my brain just flips it over to A.J. Daulerio... and for a split second.... Im like why is AJ working for that slapdick.

Game is the right word for it. It’s a play right out of a pickup artist “Emotional abuse for dummies” manual.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

My haunted ass bedroom when I was little had a scary corner. I hated that corner. It was pitch black and made me pull the covers completely over my head.

I don’t even know her and I’m scared of Naomi Campbell.

A dog would not do that unless there was something bad in the room. Listen to your animals. They see more than humans do...innocent spirit and all that.

That is the second scariest place to see something (first is in a window). You have something there. Find a medium. Get rid of it.

I’m pretty sure my dog felt a moth flutter by his head while he slept and freaked out, but this was still the weirdest behavior that I’d ever seen from him. I was sitting on my end of the couch doing work and he was on his cushion on the other end of the couch sleeping. Suddenly he jumped straight up and shook…

Sure, saying “bimbo eruptions” (citation, if you please) is exactly the same as assaulting multiple women, anti-Semitism, racism, inciting violence, admitting to sexual assault, and more. Exactly the same. Your understanding is truly masterful.

Fuck off, rape apologist.

So you’re saying that Trump’s serial sexual assaults, and him bragging about being a serial sexual assaulter, are equally as bad as Hillary Clinton trashing the women with whom her husband cheated on her? Save some room in that basket, we got another deplorable!