You! Can! Do! It!

My favorite is his defense against the People Magazine reporter. He claims she’s lying because at the time he was a big star and that publishing what he did to her would have been a huge story that would have made her career. Actually Donald, and I think you fucking know this, if she had come forward then you would…

“We don’t care!” yelled supporters in the crowd

He has a jillion kabillion Trumpbux. In actual U.S. currency, it seems he’s a dozenaire at best.

I had almost this exact conversation one night between two older female cousins, my older sister, and two younger female cousins. And several bottles of wine. And we all cried and apologized to each other because it a big family that hushes up the victims of the “dirty uncle” or “experimenting brother” or whatever the…

I am so sorry this happened to you and your sister, please don’t blame yourself for any abuse either of you suffered. Sometimes my seething contempt for men comes to a raging boil, and this is the kind of story that makes it happen. No helpful words, only rising bile.

I vote we just make this a thread of Barack Obama Working It In Nice Clothes.

Humbly submitting for further evidence.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

I can’t even count how many comments I’ve read from guys saying that everyone talks about sex and that even women enjoy talking about it. It legit scares me that the concept of consent still flies over men’s heads. What Trump was describing was not consensual.

He acted like a doped up circus bear. Where do you find doped up circus bears? Russia. It all fits.

So...a married woman had negative things to say about women who slept with her husband and who were being used as political pawns against him 20 years ago? Sounds normal and natural. I don’t see women who he slept with as victims, and I don’t know if he actually raped anyone. Only one woman has ever alleged that, and…

If a grade-school teacher of his came out and said she had to put Trump in time out during recess for bad behavior when he was 8 years old, he’d call her a fat ugly cunt who was jealous that he wasn’t attracted to her.

There is this couple I know who hashtags their FB family photos with #StayMarried. They have like six kids total between their previous marriages and two toddlers from their current union. She’s constantly posting selfies and complaining about money and tagging her husband to say stuff like “what would #jeff do…

That explains how the Olsen twins know her. They must be part of the same support group.

This is great reporting but I honestly can’t believe you overlooked his Deadspin alias, which is Raysism.

This hater and loser hasn’t even met Donald Trump, doesn’t even have a country anymore. Wasn’t able to negotiate a good deal with China. Sad!

Just because clowns weren’t trying to kidnap kids this time, doesn’t mean that there aren’t clowns trying to kidnap kids.